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It was certainly the oddest job interview Bradshaw Brittle had ever attended.

He nervously adjusted his tie as he heard a voice call him in beyond the door.

It was silly of him to be this fidgety, he knew. As if this was his first time. He was no longer a spotty-faced youngster, after all, but a grown man with a solid résumé and years of experience. There was just something about impeccable, neatly ordered offices like this that gave him the willies. They always made him feel as if the walls themselves were watching him and frowning upon every loudly echoing cough and sniff.

All right, breathe, he told himself as
GroundedGrounded

It strikes a chord. Then another.

It strikes a dozen times, erratically. Like Chinese water torture, predictably unpredictable, slow erosion. Hammering gently at my corporeal shell until the surface cracks, showering me with splinters, leaving a chip on my shoulder.

Establish connection.
Retry.
Replay.
Retreat.

It strikes a chord, again and again. I feel hunted.

Is this part of the process? The changeover? Or has something gone wrong? It feels wrong though I can't explain why.

Move your feet, come on. You can do this.
Establish connection.
Retry.
Replay.
Retreat.

There's a dull ache growing at the back of my head. Wa

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Mmm, kinky Edmund.

The other two see him as kind of a prude, but there are surprising sides to him.


There's a bit about the assassins' timeline in this journal entry that's related to this deviation.
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~Fairytail-dragongirl Nov 22, 2012
Not sure wat this series is but I've heard seen a similar joke in one of the episodes of 'castle'.(a TV show).
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Mood: Joy ~wikigiuli Jul 20, 2012  Professional General Artist
god, i love these three!!!!
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Mood: Lmao ~RainThatFall May 19, 2012
LOL

I snorted loudly when I saw the last panel. A very sexy snort, if I may say so myself.

They're like all like, "Wait a minute..." at Edmund.
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*OzzieScribbler Feb 22, 2012  Student General Artist
I just got reminded about this comic and as soon as I realised I didn't fave it I felt guilty. Edmund, tell us more! XD
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~Fidanzata Feb 21, 2012
Hahahaha, cause he's the brains, of course he'd know about whatever it is. Lol
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~MissingNinOfTheMist Jan 12, 2012
ahahahahhahahaha!!!!!!!! (gasp) (gasp).... snicker........ That's amazing!!
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~MummyMetaller Jun 20, 2011
Yes; they are possible :XD:
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Mood: Love ~The-Sneaky-Thief Feb 28, 2011
EPIC!!!!!!! :la:
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~Knupfel Jan 20, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Classical :3 Always the best.
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~chibihitsuji Jan 14, 2011
The punchline was great.

And this comic is just...pffft, Edmund just gained about ten levels of awesome from that hilarious comment alone.
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